What is Vlasic?
1.
a type of pickle. you know, the annoying commercials with the little girls eating pickles... I guess they think that they can easily attract an audience of pedofiles. commercials usually contain a loud crunching sound when a bite is taken. oh, and the pelican/goose/bird thing has a strange accent.
"vlasic. the tastiest crunch i've ever heard"
or more like "i've ever hoyed"
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2.
to hang upside down and jerk-off into your mouth.
Franco really knows how to vlasic. Not only did he teach me, we did a double-vlasic on the monkey bars.
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