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A male (usually white) who is wanted by ladies, so he can make sweet, hot, passionate sex at them.
man, i wish I was a zach humphrey
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A personal temperature gauge. Every male has one.
"I stuck my dickometer in that bitch to see how hot she was."
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When you have sex with someone and they make a high pitched noise like "AYEEEE" or "OOOOOO" As if they are in a choi..