What is Vodcock?
1.
The limp, flaccid penis of a drunken man.
After all those shots, Jimbo had a serious case of vodcock when Bobby-Joe went to give him a blowjob.
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2.
Vodka and coke, but usually said after drinking a few.
Also happens when you have decided that Coke should be called Cock and above happens easily.
'I would like some Vodcock please'
'I've been drinking Vodcock all night'
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