Vodkajelly

What is Vodkajelly?

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Funny, kind, mad, funky, lazy in the morning, helpful, very nice, happy, lovely, beautiful, a wonderful person to meet, smiley and blonde, goodat english, good at spellings, good at writing funny poems, good at maths, but not as good as me ie; what's 7x99? Oooh too slow mummy it's 693, no, 94, no, 93 ;O)

Things mummy says:

NO!

Don't chew your clothes

When you grow up you you can buy yourself anything you like dear.
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Random Words:

Rummage
1. A fumble, grope, usually accompanies snogging and precedes getting down and dirty Oh...my....god that snog and rummage was hot, you are..
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Turkish Lie In
1. Calling into work claiming you have over slet when actually you can't be bothered to get up cos you are having sex with your boy/gi..
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N.a.p.
1. Negro Anal Penetration. And number 9 on the Doikstra Scale. I think he wants a little N.A.P. See n.a.p., nap, negro, anal, penetration..
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