Vodkajelly

What is Vodkajelly?

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Funny, kind, mad, funky, lazy in the morning, helpful, very nice, happy, lovely, beautiful, a wonderful person to meet, smiley and blonde, goodat english, good at spellings, good at writing funny poems, good at maths, but not as good as me ie; what's 7x99? Oooh too slow mummy it's 693, no, 94, no, 93 ;O)

Things mummy says:

NO!

Don't chew your clothes

When you grow up you you can buy yourself anything you like dear.
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Random Words:

Booty Shark
1. To go out to the club/bar or to a party and hunt for prey aka booty. Be on the lookout for potentials. I am going out tonight and I a..
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Fyfb
1. Fuck Your Face Bitch: exactly what it says. Much more harsh than the likes of 'fuck you' or 'mother fucker' this is ..
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Hodge-beat
1. the ultimate form of being beat. the mother of all people who are beat. the leader of the beat. extremely ugly and makes you want to thr..
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