Vodkajelly

What is Vodkajelly?

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Funny, kind, mad, funky, lazy in the morning, helpful, very nice, happy, lovely, beautiful, a wonderful person to meet, smiley and blonde, goodat english, good at spellings, good at writing funny poems, good at maths, but not as good as me ie; what's 7x99? Oooh too slow mummy it's 693, no, 94, no, 93 ;O)

Things mummy says:

NO!

Don't chew your clothes

When you grow up you you can buy yourself anything you like dear.
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