What is Voelzke?
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Someone who can't get a girl, wears a b cup bra, has a weight problem, the gender is questionable, and smells distinctly like cat urine crossed with a 25 dollar whores vagina.
Nate: Whoa, look at that voelzke!
The Voelzke: Hai, guise! How r u doin todai!
Nate: OMG, run!!!!!!!!
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hot sexy girls that know what they want & what their morals are, sometimes referred to as old fashion. but in no way are they unwant..
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Martin Johnson's (lead singer of Boys Like Girls) own blog.
WHY he started on his blog ;
"i have a lot of stuff to say. and ..
