What is Voelzke?
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Someone who can't get a girl, wears a b cup bra, has a weight problem, the gender is questionable, and smells distinctly like cat urine crossed with a 25 dollar whores vagina.
Nate: Whoa, look at that voelzke!
The Voelzke: Hai, guise! How r u doin todai!
Nate: OMG, run!!!!!!!!
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The yearning one gets after holding, seeing, or being around a baby. Typically happens in childless women of a young age.
Maria: Awww, ..
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An incorrect way to Spell Stevie Ray Vaughan...
"Dude, I hate it when people spell Stevie Ray Vaughan as Vaughn"
"Yeah,..
