What is Voelzke?
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Someone who can't get a girl, wears a b cup bra, has a weight problem, the gender is questionable, and smells distinctly like cat urine crossed with a 25 dollar whores vagina.
Nate: Whoa, look at that voelzke!
The Voelzke: Hai, guise! How r u doin todai!
Nate: OMG, run!!!!!!!!
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a condition in which you must use a pool float in order to sit down. Usually caused by hemorrhoids, but can also be contracted by anal ..
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it's an albanian-kosovar idiom meaning to fail to the ground.
avdia: I am such an unlucky person!
you: yeah, dude. you have farte..
