What is Voelzke?
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Someone who can't get a girl, wears a b cup bra, has a weight problem, the gender is questionable, and smells distinctly like cat urine crossed with a 25 dollar whores vagina.
Nate: Whoa, look at that voelzke!
The Voelzke: Hai, guise! How r u doin todai!
Nate: OMG, run!!!!!!!!
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The fittest guy in the whole world aswell as being the kindest guy i know
James i love ya and ur all mine.
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When a girl with a cast on her arm gives you a hand job while giving another guy a blow job. Preferably with a cast that extends up to ..
