What is Voelzke?
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Someone who can't get a girl, wears a b cup bra, has a weight problem, the gender is questionable, and smells distinctly like cat urine crossed with a 25 dollar whores vagina.
Nate: Whoa, look at that voelzke!
The Voelzke: Hai, guise! How r u doin todai!
Nate: OMG, run!!!!!!!!
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when you miss a piece of poo when wipeing, and your butt itches for the rest of the day.
"damn my butt wont stop itching! i think ..
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n. One who deflowers virgins on a regular basis. Much like the tooth fairy, only with virgins.
That boy is a true virgin fairy!..
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The hair style of a queer man with dreadlocks, possibly used as a nickname for the man himself.
"Hey, Dreadcocks! Did you get any ..
