What is Voelzke?
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Someone who can't get a girl, wears a b cup bra, has a weight problem, the gender is questionable, and smells distinctly like cat urine crossed with a 25 dollar whores vagina.
Nate: Whoa, look at that voelzke!
The Voelzke: Hai, guise! How r u doin todai!
Nate: OMG, run!!!!!!!!
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A philosophical african-american gentleman who lived in Africa. The word "nigger" stemmed from his name because of his power..
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Amusingly fake-sexy. See: Busted Tees ad, to right. Assuming a sexy pose that is not actually sexy and is usually humorous.
Look at h..
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To have sex with a fat girl.
I know this guy named Phil who likes climbing hills.
See sex, fat people..
