Voelzke

What is Voelzke?


1.

Someone who can't get a girl, wears a b cup bra, has a weight problem, the gender is questionable, and smells distinctly like cat urine crossed with a 25 dollar whores vagina.

Nate: Whoa, look at that voelzke!

The Voelzke: Hai, guise! How r u doin todai!

Nate: OMG, run!!!!!!!!

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