What is Voelzke?
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Someone who can't get a girl, wears a b cup bra, has a weight problem, the gender is questionable, and smells distinctly like cat urine crossed with a 25 dollar whores vagina.
Nate: Whoa, look at that voelzke!
The Voelzke: Hai, guise! How r u doin todai!
Nate: OMG, run!!!!!!!!
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When you stick two fingers up another persons anus, but you do it every couple of minuets. Since a regular mexican-oil change keeps add..
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something you do when a homey dies, or to reminisce about old times
You might end up the reason yo homeys have gotta pour out a little ..
