What is Voelzke?
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Someone who can't get a girl, wears a b cup bra, has a weight problem, the gender is questionable, and smells distinctly like cat urine crossed with a 25 dollar whores vagina.
Nate: Whoa, look at that voelzke!
The Voelzke: Hai, guise! How r u doin todai!
Nate: OMG, run!!!!!!!!
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the most annoying, yet suprisingly amusing, popup, EVER!
you are an idiot! ha-hahah-haha-ha-aw
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The most amazing, annoying, addicti..
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To sit on one's knees encircled by a crowd of men, and stimulate their penises to the point of ejaculation.
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