What is Voelzke?
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Someone who can't get a girl, wears a b cup bra, has a weight problem, the gender is questionable, and smells distinctly like cat urine crossed with a 25 dollar whores vagina.
Nate: Whoa, look at that voelzke!
The Voelzke: Hai, guise! How r u doin todai!
Nate: OMG, run!!!!!!!!
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A person who forgives another person, but then proceeds to take back the forgive.
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foongular root.
deff- so abnormally deformed, that one looks like both a tube and a box.
We were at the beach, and we saw a kid that w..
