What is Voelzke?
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Someone who can't get a girl, wears a b cup bra, has a weight problem, the gender is questionable, and smells distinctly like cat urine crossed with a 25 dollar whores vagina.
Nate: Whoa, look at that voelzke!
The Voelzke: Hai, guise! How r u doin todai!
Nate: OMG, run!!!!!!!!
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Derived from Tennis Shoes. What most northerners, southerners, midwesterners... hell pretty much everyone except for easterners call &a..
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A tiny turd left in your pants after attempting to simply fart.
In order to relieve pressure Frank passed wind only to realize that he ..
