Vogel

What is Vogel?


1.

A 55 year-old man who has investigated the Occult for over 40 years and a practicing WITCH for over 23 years. He is the ex-NJ Director of many Wiccan anti-defamation groups, eg, WARD, WADL, and WLPA. He has helped MANY people with religious discrimination cases.

He is a legally-ordained minister, High Priest, Elder, Teacher, and political activist, and has lectured to colleges, and radio/tv/newspapers.

He has no respect for credentials; "respect must be EARNED".

He also thinks for himself, and many of his opinions incur the wrath of some of the ghost/Pagan Community. BUT, he has many, many friends -- open-minded people who are not afraid to question the status quo.

The "stale" teacher's views didn't agree with Vogel.

See occult, witch, ghost, ghost hunter, common sense

2.

Someone who is a closet weenie toucher that gets off on spending the night in cemeteries looking for ghosts and getting fisted by long fingered alien dudes.

A person that insults you for not taking their hobbies seriously and gets pissed off and threatens to kill you when you attempt to defend yourself.

Can you believe that douche? He totally Vogeled out on us about our ghost tour.

While I was walking through the park last night, some guy tried to Vogel me about gay fisting.

See doogan, hypocrite, homo, pole smoker

3.

1. Is a German Word that translates to bird.

2. It is also an uncommon last name.

1. Betrachten Sie diesen Vogel (Look at that bird).

2. Mike Vogel.

See vogel, bird, german, last name

4.

Someone who is a closet weenie toucher and who gets off on spending the night in cemeteries looking for ghosts and getting fisted by long fingered alien dudes.

A person that insults you for not taking their hobbies seriously and gets pissed off and threatens to kill you when you attempt to defend yourself.

The counter part to a Jean Vogel.

Can you believe that douche? He totally Vogeled out on us about our ghost tour.

While I was walking through the park last night, some guy tried to Vogel me about gay fisting.

At Easter this year, my grandma was talking about pulling a Jean Vogel and her sister started Vogeling on her about her mu-mu.

See doogan, hypocrite, homo, pole smoker

5.

One who is God-like

That guy is a total Vogel. I worship him.

6.

Someone whose so deep into the closet they are finding Christmas presents. Also used to refer to someone who pursues high school aged children.

Quit being a vogel and just admit your gay!

See vogel, gay, pedophelia, high school, BLW

7.

v.

1. To lie down, especially to sleep.

2. To cease motion, work, or activity.

3. To engage in frivilous activity, esp. related to music.

4. To enter a state of entropy.

1. He just kept vogeling around with his guitar.

2. I wonder if that guy is going to vogel with his tuning, or just play already.

3. I'm going to go home and vogel around for a bit, then I'll give you a call.

See lazy, guitar, tuning


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