Vogon Poetry

What is Vogon Poetry?


1.

1. Poetry recited by a Vogon or by several Vogons, and is the third worst Poetry in the galaxy.

2. Any poetry recited in a slow repetitive lilt that goes on for eternity, and makes one want to yell at the poet, "Shut up!!!", scream, and punch him in the gob.

Ralph recited some poetry at the Arts Festival, and he went on and on and on, in a slow drawn-out lilt. After 15 minutes the audience got so fed up, shouted "Vogon Poetry!" and pelted him with rotten vegetables and used condoms.

See Kerb


90

Random Words:

1. 1. A super lesbian that takes male hormone injections to look more like a guy than they already do. 2. A skanky lesbian. 3. A guy who..
1. A motor racing circuit based in Northamptonshire, used mainly for F1. It has been in the F1 Championship since it started in 1950, the ..
1. something josh related that gets you hyper or stupid Thinking of a reason for her fast-beating heart and hyper feeling, the Grobanite k..