Voice Of The Valley

What is Voice Of The Valley?


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A "newspaper", published once or twice a week, mailed out 30 or 40 at a time to each and every single resident unlucky enough to be living withing a 25 mile radius of the 98038 area code, containing 4 month old news, an editorial from some old guy who thinks he knows what's the best way to handle current events yet is obviously not playing with a full deck of card, feature articles about someone's missing cow or which goat won best in show at the local hee-haw fair, and 90% advertising.

"Oh snap, our mailbox just exploded from the 10 Voice of the Valleys we just got. But wait! We finally get to know who the students of the month were 6 months ago!"


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