What is Voicefail?
1.
A term used to describe Voicemail, sent or received, which has not been thought about before it is left and, therefore, results in a mess of irreversible word vomit.
"I had a message from someone but they forgot to say who it was. I hate getting Voicefail."
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"I called that girl but I forgot to leave my number. I'm too embarrassed to call back after a Voicefail like that."
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2.
When you get a voicemail and the person leaving the message sounds like a cross between Milton from Office Space and a constipated cat. For a more simple definition, when the person who leaves you a voicemail sounds like a retard.
Dude, what's up with your mom? I rammed my cock down her throat then after I left she sent me a voicefail. You should take her to the hospital and get her larynx checked out or something.
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