Voicefail

What is Voicefail?


1.

A term used to describe Voicemail, sent or received, which has not been thought about before it is left and, therefore, results in a mess of irreversible word vomit.

"I had a message from someone but they forgot to say who it was. I hate getting Voicefail."

or

"I called that girl but I forgot to leave my number. I'm too embarrassed to call back after a Voicefail like that."

See voicemail, phone, message, word vomit, mess

2.

When you get a voicemail and the person leaving the message sounds like a cross between Milton from Office Space and a constipated cat. For a more simple definition, when the person who leaves you a voicemail sounds like a retard.

Dude, what's up with your mom? I rammed my cock down her throat then after I left she sent me a voicefail. You should take her to the hospital and get her larynx checked out or something.

See voicemail, cell phone, blow job, bj, head, deep throat


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