What is Volapük?
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A dead language, spoken in the late 1800's, which was the first artificial language to become popular. It was hard to learn and didn't make much sense, and could conjugate a verb in 500,000 different ways, so was beat out by
Dood! Your wack talk sounds like you're speaking Volapük! Shut that crap up!
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The shiny film of sweat, smoke, booze and drugs that you're covered in after a big night out on amphetamines.
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When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasin..
