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When you try to fart but end up shitting in your pants.
Carlos and I were hanging out in the hotel room when Carlos lifted a cheek and ..
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When you masturbate and eat cheetos and end up with an orange dick.
Chester Cheetah got a scorching case of Cheeto dick during lunch.
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An entire amount of felony convictions, combined to add character to a fugitive's actions.
The liquor store robbing, a man dead, a..
