Volcanic Turtle

What is Volcanic Turtle?


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A freaking moron who likes Turtles but does not really like Turtles. This person is a queer and is obessed with Urbandisctionary. Has problems with his brain and likes to love himself, because he has noone else.

That freaking Volcanic turtle is a bitch!


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