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While having sex...get to the point of ejaculation. Quickly pull out and strike a match to light her pubes on fire. Ejaculate on the p..
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a person whose penile proportions are that of a monkey (i.e. short and stubby)
your boyfriend is a real chud-monkey, his cock is wider ..
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When someone marrys another person who is worse looking or has less money than them.
I feel so bad for flora, she is so much cuter than..