What is Volcanus?
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Also known as a "barnacle." This sea creature makes home to a sharp and hard surface, in which it hides in while not feeding. The reason it is called a "Volcanus" is because it resembles a Volcano and a Anus at the same time. They cling to rocks, whales, sharks, and other ocean dwellings. Known for a high bacterial content, most SCUBA divers and snorkelers wear gloves when traversing underwater reefs to protect their hands from being cut. If cut by a Volcanus, the injury will not heal completely for a few weeks, thanks to the high bacteria percentage in the creatures hard surface.
(Volkilnos the Volcanus Voyeur invented the term.)
Damnit, I stepped on a Volcanus and it cut my foot as I tried to board Volcanus Island 1.
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Intense diarrhoea, resembling a volcano. So intense that when fecies exits, it does so at such speed to cause a splash in the toilet water which makes contact with the buttocks.
Man, I had such a volcanus today, my ass was drenched and stinging madly afterwards.
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A term used to describe the unbearable burning sensation of your anus during a bowel movement that usually occurs after injesting spicy, exotic, entrees
That Thai food gave me volcanus. I was late for my meeting because I had to put the flames out.
spicy butt
butt lava
burning bum
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