Volcanus

What is Volcanus?


1.

Also known as a "barnacle." This sea creature makes home to a sharp and hard surface, in which it hides in while not feeding. The reason it is called a "Volcanus" is because it resembles a Volcano and a Anus at the same time. They cling to rocks, whales, sharks, and other ocean dwellings. Known for a high bacterial content, most SCUBA divers and snorkelers wear gloves when traversing underwater reefs to protect their hands from being cut. If cut by a Volcanus, the injury will not heal completely for a few weeks, thanks to the high bacteria percentage in the creatures hard surface.

(Volkilnos the Volcanus Voyeur invented the term.)

Damnit, I stepped on a Volcanus and it cut my foot as I tried to board Volcanus Island 1.

See barnacle, cobra strike, pain

2.

Intense diarrhoea, resembling a volcano. So intense that when fecies exits, it does so at such speed to cause a splash in the toilet water which makes contact with the buttocks.

Man, I had such a volcanus today, my ass was drenched and stinging madly afterwards.

See Blake

3.

A term used to describe the unbearable burning sensation of your anus during a bowel movement that usually occurs after injesting spicy, exotic, entrees

That Thai food gave me volcanus. I was late for my meeting because I had to put the flames out.

spicy butt

butt lava

burning bum

See butt milk, booty, shitfire


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