Volcjak

What is Volcjak?


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This is when you really are having a bad day and the world is against you. Nothing you do is good enough. Everything you touch gets ruined and you are pretty much having the worst possible luck ever know to man.

1) Man I have just lost this deal i've been working on for 6 months...I've been Volcjaked.

2) Hey man, you having a good day???

No - today is a Volcjak day for me.

3) A guy goes to a bar to meet up with a girl for a 2nd date. Minutes after arriving at the bar he receives a text message from the girl...it reads "I'm not coming tonight...you've been Volcjaked!!!"

4) You're driving to work and hit a bit of traffic...clearly you've been Volcjaked

See awful, bad luck, typical, this sucks


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