Voldemart

What is Voldemart?


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A chain of department stores started in the eighth Harry Potterbook by the evil Lord Voldemort under a pseudonym. Specialises in cursed Muggle artefacts.

(SPOILER ALERT:) voldemort's ghost returns as a sheep and opens up a chain of stores- 'voldemart', attempting to take over the world via consumerism.

Dark witch A: i'm having some people i don't like over for tea next week. where did you get those biting tea cups?

Dark witch B: Voldemart. You want to go shopping later? I have to stock up on cursed opal necklaces.

See harry potter, consumerism


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