Voldemart

What is Voldemart?

1.

A chain of department stores started in the eighth Harry Potterbook by the evil Lord Voldemort under a pseudonym. Specialises in cursed Muggle artefacts.

(SPOILER ALERT:) voldemort's ghost returns as a sheep and opens up a chain of stores- 'voldemart', attempting to take over the world via consumerism.

Dark witch A: i'm having some people i don't like over for tea next week. where did you get those biting tea cups?

Dark witch B: Voldemart. You want to go shopping later? I have to stock up on cursed opal necklaces.

See harry potter, consumerism
58

Random Words:

Pptoucher
1. a piece of queer bait that likes to fondle men's juicy genitalia. . . in other words a dong monger. . . Jon aka JDubz is a PPtouch..
Read more
Glitter-berry Eyes
1. refers to the way your pupils look when your tripping on LSD. Jada told me that I had huge glitter-berry eyes. See sky..
Read more
6-pac Shakur
1. an occurence when your abdomen muscles form the face of now dead gangsta rapper, 2 pac/tupac shakur. (Bill Murray): "Sweet! I fina..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free