What is Volkmann?
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volk-man
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a. Disorder in which the testicles become intertwined, as caused by tight undergarments or tying with string or rubberbands, often leading to strangulation and/or death of one or both testes.
b. A wrestling hold in which one opponent tugs or twists the testes of another.
c. A sharp pain in the testicals or scrotum.
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n. (American Slang)
a. A person, usually female, who is known for being especially rough with her partners' genitals.
b. An annoying bitch who is nothing but a pain in the balls.
Long story short, I slept in my whitey tighties and developed a wicked volkmann, so they had to amputate my left nut.
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