What is Volknine?
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(v.) To lurk very closely behind someone you know in an uncomfortable way, usually leaning on them slightly and looking in the other direction; pretending you don't see them and waiting for them to notice you and greet you. Usually but not always done to the opposite sex.
Named for a possibly apocryphal figure, Mr. Volkinine, known to behave this way.
'Wait don't leave yet, I'm totally being Volknined right now."
"Man, look at that guy Volknining your girlfriend."
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