What is Volknine?
1.
(v.) To lurk very closely behind someone you know in an uncomfortable way, usually leaning on them slightly and looking in the other direction; pretending you don't see them and waiting for them to notice you and greet you. Usually but not always done to the opposite sex.
Named for a possibly apocryphal figure, Mr. Volkinine, known to behave this way.
'Wait don't leave yet, I'm totally being Volknined right now."
"Man, look at that guy Volknining your girlfriend."
See
Random Words:
1.
A video production documenting events portraying various incidences of shtick
"Make sure you all come over and watch the shtickume..
1.
A penis coming from the root word of plaster which means a body part and the root word of hagga which means to pee.
"Cindy, I know..
