Volkswank

What is Volkswank?

1. To wank (masturbate) in your Volkswagen. (Golf, beetle, bus)

"Where were you during the show?"

"I was busy having a volkswank"

"Can you have a benzbash?"

"-.-"

See volkswagen, cock, wank, wanker, volks

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Fachts

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Lecky

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Divwot

1. A hapless person; someone with limited social skills or style sense That guy Tim, he's such a divwot See ball dropper, cocknocker..

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