Volkswank

What is Volkswank?

1. To wank (masturbate) in your Volkswagen. (Golf, beetle, bus)

"Where were you during the show?"

"I was busy having a volkswank"

"Can you have a benzbash?"

"-.-"

See volkswagen, cock, wank, wanker, volks

100

Pre-reporting

1. also Prereporting The ability to report an event before it has occurred via live worldwide broadcast or through newsprint. Prereporti..

Green Masturbation

1. Green Masturbation is the act of wanking and then cleaning yourself up with a rag, rather than using paper tissues, thus preventing defo..

W00t Sauce

1. a feeling to descibe a very wet feeling in the pants ewwwwwww.. w00t sauce going down the leg See happy, wet, w00t, excited, sauce..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Volkswank Edit Meaning