Volume Control

What is Volume Control?


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The greatest game that ships on a Windows computer. It is classified as a game because it is located under the path:

Start>Programs>Accessories>Entertainment.

Nothing is more fit to entertain than Volume Control. The final boss of the game is Master Control at 100% volume. The game also includes secret bosses, such as treble and bass. Only *Advanced* players can find them.

Scoots: LoRes, want to play Halo?

LoRes: Nah, I'm leveling up in Volume Control... I'm in the Windows RG dungeon right now... Level 50 Wave Balance!

Scoots: Dammit!1!1 That's a winmen's game!

See scoots, bass, treble, wave, start, entertainment


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