What is Volume Officer?
1.
one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.
"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."
See
Random Words:
1.
You're crazy! (or) You're out of your mind!
If you think I'm falling for the old shortsheeted bed trick, your tie is cr..