What is Volume Officer?
1.
one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.
"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."
See
Random Words:
1.
when a guy gets nervous and/or shy when around a very hot girl
Look at Bob, he's getting all puterflustered.
See nervous, shy, sp..
1.
Comes from JennJenn. Could be seen as phonetics, depending what accent you have.
I am called JwennJwenn...