What is Volume Officer?
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one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.
"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."
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n. (slang) An insult coined from the term queef (which refers to a vaginal fart) which is used to insult those with questionable or poor..
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Can be used to mean either not wearing any underwear, or not wearing any below the belt clothing.
I think i'll go freeballen while..
