Volume Officer

What is Volume Officer?


1.

one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.

"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."

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