What is Volume Officer?
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one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.
"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."
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A Jew (zionist) who believes in Dianetics (Scientology).
Shlomoh loves L. Ron Hubbard; he is such a Ziontologist.
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A variation of the shocker. However, instead of using the pinky finger for the anus, using the thumb.
I showed her some southern hospi..
