What is Volume Officer?
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one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.
"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."
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when a black man slaps his black cock on a woman's forehead
I gave that bitch a zulu hammer last night.
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A state of mind very close to either madness or dumbness, or fluctuation in between, all of which is determined only by probability.
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