Volume Officer

What is Volume Officer?


1.

one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.

"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."

See volume, television, officer


72

Random Words:

1. son of a ho. kahunaz: your momma's a ho..
1. to smoke daily, or having anything to do with drugs. mostly, a person who is addicted to parties and clubbing. Cammi:Im stoooned. Dem..
1. A small and/or very petite female, usually short, that is a whore; a sexually loose woman. I made a new friend the other day. She was s..