What is Volume Officer?
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one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.
"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."
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Another Way Of Saying OMG-Only Instead of O-M-G, Or OH-Em-Gee
Sounded Out Like OMG's Definition, Oh My God,
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