What is Volume Officer?
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one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.
"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."
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v. - To use electric clippers or scissors to remove hair from an unsuspecting victim, preferably while they are sleeping
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My fucking word...take it and I will kill you.
We made the computer say w00talicious!
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A card used to break into a house.
I use my universal key to open any locked door. example... credit card, license card
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