What is Volume Officer?
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one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.
"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."
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long term word for G-Spot
Susie: Greetings Joe, I would much enjoy it if you would massage my Graffenberg Spot.
Joe: Yo hibby what?
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To manuever a canoe through dangerous rock formations, protruding stumps, and choppy water. Or just to stop in fast water.
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Heroin concealed in folded notebook paper, sold to little kids as "cheese".
All those little kiddies sniffing notebook paper ..