Volvo-driving Soccer Moms

What is Volvo-driving Soccer Moms?

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A porn star (a real wild child) who retires and becomes a blonde, bland, republican wife.

Where do all the porn stars go

When the lights go down?

I think I know where all the porn stars go

They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms

See soccer mom, porn star, blond, republican, bland, porn, volvo

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