What is Volvo-driving Soccer Moms?


1.

A porn star (a real wild child) who retires and becomes a blonde, bland, republican wife.

Where do all the porn stars go

When the lights go down?

I think I know where all the porn stars go

They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms

See soccer mom, porn star, blond, republican, bland, porn, volvo


79

Random Words:

1. A bra; where chicks park their boobs before they come out to play. Oh snap, I had a helluva time getting Jenny's nipple parking lo..
1. Female Autobot who was Optimus Prime's girlfriend in the classic animated television series from the 80's 'Transformers.&..
1. Ya+assholes Stop it yassholes!! See yassholes..