Volvonated

What is Volvonated?

To have multiple lights out on one's car at a given point in time.

First my left headlight burned out, then my right brake light. Man, I was volvonated.

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W.i.f.e

1. WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc. God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I ca..

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