Vomit Children

What is Vomit Children?


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vomit children

When two people, who you could not possibly picture having sex, experience the desire to procreate, they must choose a method other than sexual intercourse, because it's impossible to envision the former. So, the female feeds herself some really horrible food until she vomits so much that her unfertilized ovum comes out in the puddle of spew. The male then ejaculates into the puddle. The eggs are fertilized, and, as the vomit evaporates, a cloud of babies is born.

I can't see Tim and Ash ever having sex. I just can't picture it. They should just have some vomit children.

See vomit, children, puke, barf, kids

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When two people, of a decidedly less than adequate physical appearance, experience the desire to procreate, they must choose a method other than sexual intercourse, because only hot people can have sex. So, the female feeds herself some really horrible food until she vomits so much that her unfertilized ovum comes out in the puddle of spew. The male then ejaculates into the puddle. The eggs are fertilized, and, as the vomit evaporates, a cloud of ugly babies is born.

Tim and Ash are too ugly to bang. They should just have some vomit children.

See vomit, children, puke, spew


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