Von Dutch

What is Von Dutch?


1.

1. to exploit and commercialize a culturally significant person, place, thing or idea by an outsider with no cultural significance themselves.

2. to ignore a person and their principles for the sake of their own greed.

the local artist who cared not about money or copyrighting was venomously von dutched by the yuppie enterprise in la la land.

2.

Could quite possibly be the greatest pinstriper ever. A tortured artist like myself, but raped by the mass media in a frenzy to wear clothing with his name on it when they really have no idea who he is, or how much he was against the mainstream.

dick: Hey I'm wearing Von Dutch cause I wanna be cool.

smart guy: Uhhh do you even know who Von Dutch was?

dick: Von Dutch isn't a person! It's clothing, Idiot!

smart guy: I'll be layin' ya down real quite like.*blows dick away with a shotgun*

3.

Kenny Howard--the eccentric that started the pinstriping craze. Most known for his "eye in the sky" artwork.

You don't need an example; read the definition.

See asdf

4.

Extremely ugly clothing, based on trucker-style caps and overalls. The idea is that the wearer is SO pretty and SO rich that they can overspend on a fuglyitem of clothing because it's in styleand look good. If you tried to wear it and looked more like Bea Arthur than Paris Hilton, you'd look like a goob, which is the idea.

Paris Hilton popularized wearing Von Dutch clothing, then fulfilled her destiny by imitating white trash on her reality tv show.

See Luigi

5.

A line of clothing that goes back to a very racist man who was openly racist.

How can Usher hold his head up high when his Von Dutch tee be from a racist guy?

See racist, von dutch, biker

6.

Overly expensive clothing line movie & rock stars wear.

Damn, that thin Von Dutch t-shirt cost me 65 bucks!

7.

A store that has things that cost a bunch of $cha-ching$

1: Look at my new Von Dutch trucker hat!

2: That hat is so kewl i gotta get 1!

See Presley


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