What is Von Essen?
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(1) a pretender, poser, someone who tries to be something they are not, a fraud or impostor.
(2) a trader, turn coat, sell out, back stabber, someone who would hurt the ones he is entrusted to serve and protect in order to advance his own position and career.
(3) fecal matter
I just took a Von Essen then wiped my Giuliani.
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To lick a pussy before pummeling it with your rod.
A: Do you like oral sex?
B: Of course, as I always say, lick it before you kick it...
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basically a loser.
Has no friends.
gives people dirty looks.
has bare split ends.
smaller than callum.
and generally gay.
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