What is Von Essen?
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(1) a pretender, poser, someone who tries to be something they are not, a fraud or impostor.
(2) a trader, turn coat, sell out, back stabber, someone who would hurt the ones he is entrusted to serve and protect in order to advance his own position and career.
(3) fecal matter
I just took a Von Essen then wiped my Giuliani.
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An indie rock band from Philadelphia. Many say that they sound like Modest Mouse. This is especially true with regards to the vocals.
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A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex.
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A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains
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Busting on titties as a result of titty fucking.
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Guy 2: What?
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