What is Von Essen?
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(1) a pretender, poser, someone who tries to be something they are not, a fraud or impostor.
(2) a trader, turn coat, sell out, back stabber, someone who would hurt the ones he is entrusted to serve and protect in order to advance his own position and career.
(3) fecal matter
I just took a Von Essen then wiped my Giuliani.
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The ability to shit through a screen door and leave no trace you were ever there.
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