What is Von Essen?
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(1) a pretender, poser, someone who tries to be something they are not, a fraud or impostor.
(2) a trader, turn coat, sell out, back stabber, someone who would hurt the ones he is entrusted to serve and protect in order to advance his own position and career.
(3) fecal matter
I just took a Von Essen then wiped my Giuliani.
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an insult i invented. i don't really use it to mean anything in particular, but i guess an assmuffler could be a slur for a gay man..
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To shake hands with an attractive female and run off to the bathroom within six seconds before the cells from her hand die off on yours ..
