What is Von Essen?
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(1) a pretender, poser, someone who tries to be something they are not, a fraud or impostor.
(2) a trader, turn coat, sell out, back stabber, someone who would hurt the ones he is entrusted to serve and protect in order to advance his own position and career.
(3) fecal matter
I just took a Von Essen then wiped my Giuliani.
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a horrible noise or crap music
my wife let a catastraphonic fart, or the new Right Said Fred album is catastraphonic..
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To insert ones penis into the anus of another
Dude! I just butt thumped you!
See Maximillian..
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To procrastinate by eating.
Often characterized by several trips back to the fridge even after one's hunger has long been sated. ..
