Von Schlemmer

What is Von Schlemmer?

A fictional character from the Sonic the Hedgehog animated series who enjoys staying in the cooler

Guy1:I went to get a soda and jeff jumped out of the cooler and scared the hell outta me

Guy2:Von Schlemmer?

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