What is Von Sexy?
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A person usually found bound in what can only be described as "the sexiest of all pants" often german, these von sexy's usually have hair to a length that is directly proportional to their sexuality. Abreviation of "Von Sexypants"
That is one von sexy man right there.
Oh I just want to von sex you up!
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Feta Cheese in the bum. May be tossed or stired.
The infection started after I had that greek breakfest...
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Moments that occur whenever I open my mouth for more than two minutes.
A: So, what time is it?
Everyone else: -Stares in abject shock...