What is Vona?
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A rural community located in eastern Colorado which inspires strange couples to name their child after it.
Not to be confused with the band (also from Colorado) named, "Vona."
Husband: "Next exit is Vona, we'll get gas there."
Pregnant Wife: "Vona... Vona... Honey, let's name our daughter Vona!"
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