What is Vondo?
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A truly hairy motherfucker who enjoys spending long times in saunas or steam rooms. He enjoys the company of large penis to suck on at night. Also, one who enjoys burning things such as socks and leaves. His sister loves Kyle Bucknut.
The kid across the street that you've never actually met, but you've seen jacking off in the window.
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An amulet prostitutes would wear in Early Europe to show men they were "clean." Such amulets were hard to come by.
I told you you should have fucked one with a Vondo.
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Lives life in dark depressing areas such as schwag basements. To the common eye a Schwagendall or Kirkenschwag may appear as a normal pe..
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The act of having sex with dead animals. Humans are right out. Animals that are still ticking, right out.
I engaged in zoonecrophilia..
