What is Vondo?
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A truly hairy motherfucker who enjoys spending long times in saunas or steam rooms. He enjoys the company of large penis to suck on at night. Also, one who enjoys burning things such as socks and leaves. His sister loves Kyle Bucknut.
The kid across the street that you've never actually met, but you've seen jacking off in the window.
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An amulet prostitutes would wear in Early Europe to show men they were "clean." Such amulets were hard to come by.
I told you you should have fucked one with a Vondo.
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To be so jealous of a person you turn green. The process of becoming someone jealous
duh....the Hulk...Hulked Out
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that gross white crud that smells like cheese that comes from your navel. it may collect lint and other particles further enhancing said..
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The pulling apart of one's butt cheeks to expose the hideous pink folds of flesh inside one's anus
"You fucking nob jock..