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a guy that nuts on his keyboard while cyber sexing web cams
Chris is a keyboard nutter
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It has been said that he can turn water into... bottled water.
To be used as above when discussing General Pertraeus in any situation.
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jerking off in the toilet after taking a shit without flushing
jermey had a huge hot morris the other day
See hot, morris, shit, jizz,..