What is Vonk?


To punch someone in the foot, while not wearing anysort of footware including socks

Evan vonked Jimmy very hard.

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1.To wake up first thing and masturbate.

2.to have sex before getting out of bed.

3.The sex addicts answer to wake and bake

Man I woke up and had to vonk then i fell back asleep, and when my girl got home from third shift we vonked together

See sex, vonk, girl, man, morning, asleep, wake up


A pubic toupee, named after the Dutch company Vonk Schaamtoupetten. These toupees are usually colorful and outrageous.

I got a vonk with red feathers and sequins on it.

See sex toys, fashion, accessory


Extreme cold

cold felt in a train station when rough. Can induce crying in grown men.


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