What is Vonk?
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To punch someone in the foot, while not wearing anysort of footware including socks
Evan vonked Jimmy very hard.
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1.To wake up first thing and masturbate.
2.to have sex before getting out of bed.
3.The sex addicts answer to wake and bake
Man I woke up and had to vonk then i fell back asleep, and when my girl got home from third shift we vonked together
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A pubic toupee, named after the Dutch company Vonk Schaamtoupetten. These toupees are usually colorful and outrageous.
I got a vonk with red feathers and sequins on it.
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4.
Extreme cold
cold felt in a train station when rough. Can induce crying in grown men.
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A screenname,username, or other form of naming yourself on the internet. Most often found in chat sites, profiling sites, instant messen..
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The pussy, or region of the female used to eject babies.
She is so hot I want to mash her kidshitter.
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