What is Voog?
1.
Eye. From the dutch.
Ein voog vor ein voog. An eye for an eye.
2.
a creeper or a really scary short shriveled up old woman with a hunchback, a mannish haircut topped with a hairnet, a turquoise polo, and awkward purple toenails that are rotting. she will probably rape you!
that new lunch lady is such a voog!
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3.
1.(v) To hassle someone or something; to make someone do something they don't want to do. The "v" at the front is from "vampire".
A television remote control is therefore a televooger.
2.(n) A person who hassles you.
Don't voog me, man!
Has anyone seen the televooger? I want to change the channel but I'm too stoned to get up and walk three feet!
Leave me alone, you voog!
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