What is Vort?
1.
To let out a wop of air.
To fart while doing a leg motion of extreme intensity
The old man left a vort and boy did it stink
2.
something that is cool, hip, boss, tight, sick, off the hook, and/or off the chains
Vince Carter's dunks in the dunk contest were vort.
3.
onomonpoeia.
1. Word used to describe the noise made by the specific type of fart that seems to come out by surprise or accident, like when bending over.
2. Word used to describe the noise made by one's mouth that sounds just like the above type of fart, usually made when someone is bending over, or to express surprise/peculiarity or even disgust/frustration at something.
When our Spanish teacher bent over to pick up his pen, I made the vort sound with my mouth, and everyone laughed at him, and he cried because he had really farted by accident and it was wet.
Someone was being a little camping bitch and spawn raping while we were playing Halo and I just had to let out a vort in frustration.
