Vortex Edit Meaning

1.

any situation that is or can be messy, disasterous or dangerous.

"you better stay away from that Lisa chick. trust me dude, you don't wanna get caught up in that vortex."

See bonzai

2.

An infinite abyss of space where time stops all together. Can be compared to a black hole, any and everything in close proximity gets sucked in and can never come back out.

"Stephanie's vagina was like a Vortex, it just sucked Brett in!!"

See vagina, black hole, abyss, time warp, vacuum

3.

the ideal zone where maximum laziness, comfortableness, and funniness is achieved without the use of alcohol, hallucinagenic drugs, or any other substance. Coined by Kevin Debartolo, Andrew Kim, Casey Miller, Patrick Harrington, and Tyler Buckley.

"Dude, i'm so in the vortex right now."

"Get me out of the basement, im so vortexed"

"i was so vortexed last night"

See lazy, tired, hyper, black

4.

The best commercialized gravity bong on the market.

(stoner 1)- Dude, im tired of making gravity bongs out of 2-liter bottles

(stoner 2)- lets go get a Vortex

See weed, gravity bong, liter, green

5.

An awesome free game that will addict you. If you liked Diablo 2, Vortex Quake 2 will deprive you of hours of sleep.

"Vortex Quake 2 must be awesome dude.. ever since Jordan told me it he hasn't come out one single weekend."

See vortex

6.

the euphoria state one reaches after having smoked a certain amount of marijuana, while listening to Bob Marley.

"man these shoes are like a vortex!"

-VH

See high, matrix, blaze, marijuana

7.

When you talk to someone who is real dumb, they just stare at you and it is clear that there is very little brain activity as they attempt to understand what you are saying.

I just got vortexed by that fucker, I almost got sucked in!

See vortex, dumb, stupid, idiot, fool