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The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.
Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up fe..
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turds falling from the sky, someone who causes them too. A jerk who brings turds down on other people. A giant flaming turd shot from yo..
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soaped up snatch preferably in the shower.
"I had the best soapy taco last night."
See vagina, soap, taco, shower, sex..
