What is Votie?
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The teeny-tiny little stub of paper that falls out when you poke the hole in the ballot. Also known as chad.
After I filled out my absentee ballot, I had to get on my knees and pick all the voties off the carpet.
A lot of people who voted for Al Gore for prez didn't get their ballots counted because there were still little swinging voties over some of the holes.
Random Words:
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A cowardly lie told to cover up embarrassment.
Bubba: "Jake, what's this Justin Timberlake CD doin in yer pickup truck?"..
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What it sounds like when Punjabs talk.
Arrrr giddie giddie giddie sir...
