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An unpleasant object shoved up places they do not belong.
Up your Jaffe, Jordan.
Jordan, I hope you shove that soccer ball up your Jaf..
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a mirror
"Yo, you guys see a pimp reflector around here? I'm tryin' to check out my new threads."
See mirror, ref..
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Painful toilet experience
Occurs when applying over-vigorous wiping of toilet paper, and fingernails are too long. "Damn, looks li..