What is Vowel And A Towel?
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To pleasure oneself while watching Carol Vorderman on
Great, its 3pm - its almost time for my daily vowel and a towel!
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non-swear version of mother f**ker
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The term given to the noises that the inner-city, worthless, pieces of shite that have passing resemblance to homo sapiens, make when at..
