What is Vowel And A Towel?
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To pleasure oneself while watching Carol Vorderman on
Great, its 3pm - its almost time for my daily vowel and a towel!
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Verb
In awe of something.
E.G. I am zwabambazzled by this dictionary...
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contaminated shit that rains from your ass with possible spicey, stinging and/or staining properties.
The flowers wilted in the bathroo..
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A gentle, two-phase queef.
Women name their queefs too; for instance, we have the Sneezing Unicorn.
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