Vowel And A Towel

What is Vowel And A Towel?


1.

To pleasure oneself while watching Carol Vorderman on countdown. Vowel regarding the nature of Countdown (word program) and towel is what you use to clean up after yourself.

Great, its 3pm - its almost time for my daily vowel and a towel!

See towel, countdown, vorderman, masturbation


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