What is V-pee?
1.
Multi-directional simultaneous urine streams caused by semen that has dried over a man's uretha partially blocking the free flow of urine. Usually followed by clumsy attempts to stop, block, or redirect the most errant stream, causing the other stream to miss too.
Haha! Look at Biff! He v-peed on his own pant leg!
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2.
The extended and usually impressive act of urination that occurs after excessive consumption of V energy drinks (and anything laden with caffeine).
It was no slash and dash buddy - that was a V-pee!
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