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A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.
I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went club..
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After a friend takes embarassing photos of you (likely involving alcohol-induced activities), staying logged into facebook awaiting afor..
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So awesome it's in your face. The tenacity to be awesome.
Bruce Campbell could take Jack Bauer hands down. He cut off his own ha..