Vulcan Hand Shake

What is Vulcan Hand Shake?


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verb. (sexual act)

To please a woman by spreading your hand in a V and placing 2 fingers in her puckered dumpling, and 2 in her meat wallet, then shaking vigorously until she cums. At the moment of orgasm, proclaim, "Live long and prosper!"

Not to be confused with star trekking, which is to have sex with an anal virgin, and thereby, "To boldly go where no man has gone before."

She looked pleased to meet me, but what pleased her more was the Vulcan Hand Shake.

See star trekking, fisting, fingering, ass, pussy, orgasm


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