What is Vulgar Abortion?
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When a baby is being born, you wait outside the vagina with a meat cleaver, then proceed to chop the top of the baby's head off, insert your penis and repeatedly skull fuck to make sure the baby is dead, and to get it back inside the mother. Can also be applied to baby seals, puppies, and kittens.
I love going to the hospital to perform vulgar abortions.
Random Words:
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Noun. 1. A cell phone that is broken in half, or barely works. 2. A shitty phone.
Wow, I have a half-a-phone after that bail yesterday...
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When a person either masturbates while smoking marijuana, or that person masturbates after having smoked marijuana. Jack and Bake is bet..
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A fusion of a koala bear and a muffin (preferably blueberry) which results in a distinctly cute and tasty 'koalamuffin'
Usua..
