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A plain and simple skidmark or hershey stain
I use the laundry service on the corner, except my whites. I don't want them to see ..
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when you do a frontal wipe and your knuckle accidentally touches the turd in the toilet bowl.
I can tell you forgot to wash your hands ..
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When you become very confused over simple things.
''last i was driving my car, then i realised it wasnt in gear such a owen m..