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To take a shit....even though you are leaving it.
Be right back! I have to go negotiate in releasing the chocolate hostages...
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adj. causing an inability to get off the couch
Woo, that was some couchlocky smoke, Carol...
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Instantaniously grabbing a random girls pussy while pretending to fall off a curb.
"Dag Yo, Karl curb-jabbied Chelsea today at lun..