W.a.r.d. Edit Meaning

1. A stupid fgtn00b who likes dudes and is a homofor sure. He envies me and wishes he could compete with my 1337 ness, but he knows he will..

1. a large, orange, feathery bird that is at the top of the food chain and enjoys flapping his giant wings and making rude and vulgar faces..

1. 1. Phone parlance: a reference to a ficticious occurance in the kitchen to expedite the exit from an inordinantly dull phone conversatio..