W.a.r.d. Edit Meaning

1. When an unsuspecting person is bending over you jab them in the ass with a shamus and yell "Hannukah Snake!" Did you see that..

1. this moron in my class calls himself a queer muffin when he is actually straight and thinks its funny; a 'homosexual wheat product&..

1. Another term for a boy masturbating/ wanking "I walked in on Steve having a jaf last night" "I really wanna have a jaf ..