What is W.e.s.?
Abbreviation for "Wandering Eye Syndrome". Men use this when they are caught looking at a woman's chest and/or body and when asked why they say "I Have W.E.S." and it totally works. It can be pronounced like the name Wes.
Girl: "Why are you looking at my boobs?"
Guy: "I'm sorry, I have W.E.S."