What is W.i.f.e?
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WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc.
God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I can bust a nut and have you make me babys
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Contrary to popular belief WIFE actually means:
W-Washing
I-Ironing
F-Food
and last but not least
E-Entertainment
She became your wife (ie private biatch)
Random Words:
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Taking a crap in the tank part of a toilet
I hit one to the upper deck, whoever flushes next is in for a real surprise..
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1. A fake suicide attempt involving taking pictures of a supposedly slashed wrist with Cherry Nyquil as the blood.
2. To fake a death b..
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when you salute a female whos cooter you want to corkskrew.
-do you see that fox
-yeah, giver the cooter saluter
See charlie..