What is W.i.f.e?
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WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc.
God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I can bust a nut and have you make me babys
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Contrary to popular belief WIFE actually means:
W-Washing
I-Ironing
F-Food
and last but not least
E-Entertainment
She became your wife (ie private biatch)
Random Words:
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An act in which two or more women particpate in sexual intercourse in the scissor position.
"Dude last night in the shower those g..
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Slang from insane members of a 4 day cult, referring to MALE genitalia.
Damn son, your tubularly elongasized turkey neck is seriously a..