What is W.i.f.e?
WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc.
God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I can bust a nut and have you make me babys
Contrary to popular belief WIFE actually means:
and last but not least
She became your wife (ie private biatch)