W.i.f.e

What is W.i.f.e?


1.

WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc.

God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I can bust a nut and have you make me babys

2.

Contrary to popular belief WIFE actually means:

W-Washing

I-Ironing

F-Food

and last but not least

E-Entertainment

She became your wife (ie private biatch)


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