W00tism

What is W00tism?


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the religion in which one strives to be as awesome as the mythical Bradmonkey The greatest being in existence through prayer meditation and chanting of the great 5 words "i want an elephant now" noone nows exactly what these words mean but all we know is that they invoke the power of W00T the almighty power to grant awesomeness.

i am a master priest of w00tism bow down to me


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