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a form of sleepware ususally worn by an obamallama (leader of a squadron of llamas)
obamallama: hey fred do you like my new obamallamap..
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A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.
I was almost fired for being late to work due to..
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Its what you would say to someone who is failing it miserably, or got " ownt".
"I tried to cut my wrists with an elect..