Z Day

What is Z Day?


1.

The morning when zombies will rise from the dead and feast on the flesh of the living...

Kirk: Hear ye, hear ye, Z day appoaches... Repent sinners...

Sinners: Eh, eh, rick my barrs...

Kirk: Well, fuck off you salad tossers, me and my party are all meeting at Jordans...

See dangerous, violent, massacre, devastation, disaster

2.

Calling off work every Monday with a stupid excuse

Awe dude!!! i'm taking a z day today cuz i got explosive diarrhea

you ok? what happened?

My mama made some cookies last night and it tore up ma stomach boiii

See z patch, blumpkin, ez ryder, watkeys

3.

Calling off work every Monday with a stupid excuse

Awe dude!!! i'm taking a z day today cuz i got explosive diarrhea

you ok? what happened?

My mama made some cookies last night and it tore up ma stomach boiii

See ez ryder, watkeys, z patch, burkslur


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